Friday, June 8, 2012

Time After Time

I spend a ridiculous amount of time doing things that are irritating.

Like trying to remember passwords to various websites.  And yes, I have a master list, but for some reason, things like my Yahoo Calendar and this blog aren't on there.  But no, I'm not getting up right now to update the list while I'm thinking about it.  That seems like a big job.

I finally switched out of my ginormous orange and white purse that I love because the amount of time I spent looking for my keys every day was staggering.  STAGGERING.  And my iPod was constantly lost in there.  And my gum.  And a pen.

Letting the dog in and out of the house seems overwhelming.  I bet if we didn't have this dog, I'd have at least 2 hours a day with nothing to do.  Related to this dog - I can't even begin to count the amount of time I spend looking for my shoes.  Because she separates them from each other and moves them all over the house.  One in the kitchen under the table, one on the stairs.  Or one in the living room and one by the back door.  Seriously. 

At least school is out for the summer, so I've freed up a lot of time that is usually spent looking for a pen to sign yet another school form.  I wish there was a form I could sign at the beginning of each school year that said "Yes, I agree to whatever you plan to teach/wherever you plan to go/whatever you plan to serve my kid to eat while in your class this year."  I'd sign that form with a little :) at the end too.  I might even go back to spelling my name with an "i" and put a heart as the dot too, that's how happy a form like that would make me.

Let's not discuss that time I spend looking for my phone.  Especially when I realize I've been looking for it while I'm talking on it.